Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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