umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
