I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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