im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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