Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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