Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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