ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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