Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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