Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Randomize
