so that wasnt chicken after all
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
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