Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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