She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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