she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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