Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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