what if I'm pregnant?
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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