Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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