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apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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