and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
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