Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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