How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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