How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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