You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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