dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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