Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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