I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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