There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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