problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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