Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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