My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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