We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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