Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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