So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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