glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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