would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Randomize
