do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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