i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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