it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Drunk is not a location!
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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