Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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