Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
He has the fingertips of a God
the raccoons are back...
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