Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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