I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
My feet surprised me
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