one might say we're banned from that church
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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