Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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