got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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