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I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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