He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
The adults are the big ones right?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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