My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
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