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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?

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(805): View more from California

found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.

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(281): View more from Texas

Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him

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college has opened so many doors for you

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.

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(517): View more from Michigan

the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.

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(660): View more from Missouri

The feeling are messing with the penis

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(631): View more from New York

The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse

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