so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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