i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
of course. lets lasso hookers.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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