I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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