I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
My vagina is very pro this idea
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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