I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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