so that wasnt chicken after all
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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