Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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