fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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