If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
