the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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